2004-07-29 [Lost in Illusions]: Let's learn a lesson on discerning the difference between Idiocy and Bastardness, shall we? Bastardness is using wit, sarcasm, sadism, and oftentimes charm to bring a person down and make him feel horrible about what he does. Yes, it's wrong, but it is fun because, well, we dnot mean to make them feel as bad as they do, they just dont know how to take a fucking joke. IDIOCY and Ignorance, however, are just stupidity, rolled into one's own disproving argument. When you dont know anything about a subject or a person, dont try to argue, thinking you know everything about it.

2004-07-29 [HiddenFire]: he's like a chihuahua! this little pump puppy with a fragile ego... to compensate it attacks everything that moves and a few things that dont. right now he is barking at the waste bin in the corner because it looked at him cock-eyed. ^_^

2004-07-29 [levhole]: yeah, you've about pegged it

2004-07-29 [Lost in Illusions]: hmmmm, so he attacked you, as well? He's an idiot. Sorry if he's a friend, but he is.

2004-07-29 [levhole]: an old high school aquaitence, we partied together a few times, wouldn't call him a friend

2004-07-29 [HiddenFire]: I just realized that i may be the only Texan who actually says "waste bin" o.0

2004-07-29 [levhole]: yup... that thang thar is a trash can

2004-07-29 [Pnelma Tirian]: I think so. ^_^

2004-07-29 [Lost in Illusions]: oh dear god...

2004-07-29 [levhole]: *spits a ludicrous amount of chewing tabacco juice on the floor*

2004-07-29 [Mitsune]: isn't it a garbage can...

2004-07-29 [Lost in Illusions]: ~holds up my cross~ Away, damned rednecks!

2004-07-29 [levhole]: *hisses and jumps out the window* "you fucking cock" ((see avoral for the humor in that))

2004-07-29 [Mitsune]: Redneck? Nooooo... I've become my second worst nightmare...

2004-07-29 [Lost in Illusions]: heh... I was talking about [levhole]'s comment on "that thar is a trash can"

2004-07-29 [HiddenFire]: my long hair makes my neck as white as the purest alabaster. ^_^ acutally no... I have a tan... and I don't even know if alabaster is white or not... for all I know it's red. @.@

2004-07-29 [Mitsune]: thank buddha...

2004-07-29 [Lost in Illusions]: heh. Im so tired. ~sighs~ These bashers attacking my sexual preference and looks annoy me. I know Im not at all attractive, does everyone have to point it out??

2004-07-29 [Avoral]: *Just came back* YOOOOOOU FUCKIIIIIING COOOOOCK!

2004-07-29 [Lost in Illusions]: ~is lost~ I tried my best, Avy...

2004-07-29 [Whim]: LOL...you think Levee's a redneck?! That's funny. That's like calling Toma black.

2004-07-29 [Pnelma Tirian]: Hey, at least they can tell what gender you are.

2004-07-29 [Whim]: Oh, and to set things straight, bastardization is not what was said above. Bastardization is really just a form a corruption that brings the target or subject in question to a much lower level than it should be. For example--I'm bastardizing this goth by pwning him. You see, the goth is being brought down to a lower level because he's clearly being pwned. Sven bastardized me infront of a lovely couple of ladies by pwning me magnificently in air hockey. In the future I hope to reclaim my honor.

2004-07-29 [Whim]: Also, it should be noted that the term bastardization is not typically used to describe a single person. It usually is a word that goes along with a style, idea, or mindset. So bastardization would be best used to describe an abstract thought.

2004-07-29 [Whim]: So, so be a bastard (in my book) is to be a person who corrupts a large amount of abstract thoughts or ideas and pwning is a useful tool in any bastard's arsenal and HONOR is a situation when two bastards challenge eachother and only one comes out victorious.

2004-07-29 [Pnelma Tirian]: righto.

2004-07-29 [Whim]: Don't question it right now. I'm way too tired to give an accurate definition.

2004-07-29 [Avoral]: Good definition, Whim. You've clearly got bastardization down to both a science and an art.

2004-07-29 [Avoral]: ...The fuck. The banner's down. Photobucket or guards?

2004-07-29 [HiddenFire]: do not forget, a bastard is also one who was born out of wedlock... the sone of a whore would be a bastard. but of course, it is quite bastardly of me to be so anal as to suggest the literal definition. ^_^

2004-07-29 [Avoral]: Hehe... Toma black... That's a funny thought. Seen his profile? [King Toma] = pure white.

2004-07-29 [Whim]: well, yeah...I like to think that it was one or all of us founding conformity, INCers that invented it...hehe.

2004-07-29 [Whim]: psh...your definition is faulty, hiddenfire. Screw the dictionary. I bastardize it daily.

2004-07-29 [Whim]: the banner appears to be operational. Anyone else noticing problems besides Avoral?

2004-07-29 [Lost in Illusions]: ~raises his hand~ I cant...

2004-07-29 [HiddenFire]: cannot see it either. T_T

2004-07-29 [Pnelma Tirian]: that sounded wrong.

2004-07-29 [Whim]: well, there haven't been any posts on Guards I don't believe, so I think it may just be photobucket.

2004-07-29 [Avoral]: Damn straight. Nobody knows bastardization like CI.

2004-07-29 [Whim]: I'm trying something a bit different and probably very temporary. Does everyone see a smaller banner at the top now?

2004-07-29 [Pnelma Tirian]: yes.

2004-07-29 [HiddenFire]: yep. ^_^

2004-07-29 [Whim]: Ok, the larger banner wasn't from photobucket. It was stored here on Elftown. I'm thinking the guards may have killed it and just neglected to inform anyone about it. So the smaller one will stay up until it's killed and me and Avoral will try to get a new one made as soon as we can, possibly something that involves artistic skillz outside of photoshop and illustrator (both of which I specialize in).

2004-07-29 [Pnelma Tirian]: you know, I could attempt to whip something up....

2004-07-29 [Whim]: go for it if you want. Some sketches would be nice. Not a complete banner, just some images we can work with.

2004-07-29 [Pnelma Tirian]: I'll go for both, just in case.

2004-07-29 [Avoral]: *Cracks knuckles* Well, shall I be paying you a visit relatively soon then, Bean?

2004-07-29 [Whim]: I was thinking we'd attempt to hold off until the apartment is nice and internet friendly...hehe.

2004-07-29 [Avoral]: That works too.

2004-07-29 [Avoral]: Oh Hell. I want to do her, but she's too young. So instead, I'm posting her here for you all to kill her. [sUIcIdAl IntEntIOns]

2004-07-29 [Delladreing]: *blinks* i finally snapped lol i have my own rant page about fake pagans Playgans....oh im gonna be hated by lots of people lol

2004-07-29 [Tatersalad]: sup

2004-07-29 [Pnelma Tirian]: I want to kill an inanimate but still living object with a hammer twice the size of you.

2004-07-29 [Avoral]: Hehe... Rock on, Fiona! I'll see about posting it up here if you want it.

2004-07-29 [Wannabe once more]: awww..thats sad

2004-07-29 [HiddenFire]: HEY! the pump puppy is back! ^_^

2004-07-29 [Wannabe once more]: WOW! nothing gets by you

2004-07-29 [HiddenFire]: *has the eyes of a hawk... that's been smashed in the face... but the eyes of a hawk none-the-less* -_-

2004-07-29 [Wannabe once more]: hahahaha

2004-07-29 [HiddenFire]: why does no body want to play? T_T

2004-07-29 [Lost in Illusions]: ~pounces in~ I'll play ^_^

2004-07-29 [HiddenFire]: but I wanted to pwn some dumb asses. T_T

2004-07-29 [Avoral]: Well, that's why I tend to piss off Goths and have them come back here.

2004-07-29 [Wannabe once more]: thats my strategy

2004-07-29 [HiddenFire]: then bring back some fresh meat, bubba, the alpha's here demand you bring in some bones for us to gnaw. *glowers*

2004-07-29 [Wannabe once more]: you dont boss me around u sorry fag....i dont need you telling me what to do....you are an alpha????WTF

2004-07-29 [HiddenFire]: Fag? you know you want me. ~_^ I shall prove my dominance by humping you! ^_^ (that would be a reference to canine behavior... I figured the "alpha" reference and the whole "fresh meat" and 'bones to gnaw" would make this an easy transition.)

2004-07-29 [HiddenFire]: by the way... dogs hump (not mate) for dominance reasons... for those of you that are too dense to understand that, Humping is performing the actions without penetration. even females hump. ^_^ *knows way too much for his own good*

2004-07-29 [Wannabe once more]: *shoots your gay ass in the face*.....touch me again and i will kill you

2004-07-30 [HiddenFire]: *does the "teminator 2000(right #?)" trick, head morphing back as if he where made of mercury.* so you like it rough eh?

2004-07-30 [Wannabe once more]: *throws you in molten lava*...now die u liquid metal bastard

2004-07-30 [HiddenFire]: WATCH ME GOD MODE! i am acutally immune to fire son... being an energy sink. *the lava hardens as his body sucks the heat out of it, allowing him to do the modified "Jesus walking on water" trick... modified in that it is lava upon which he walks.* some of us like it hot! ^_^

2004-07-30 [Wannabe once more]: bows down to you....*but as you walk close to me, I hit you in the cock*....hahahahha that hurts no matter who you are

2004-07-30 [Avoral]: He's got a point. And that was no love tap. Unless there's something about Bubba we don't know. *Shrugs*

2004-07-30 [Pnelma Tirian]: I find this extremely disturbing. Hey Hidden, c'mere.

2004-07-30 [HiddenFire]: *focuses his Qi so as to not be damaged or caused any pain.* unless you are an alien or know enough about how to control the flow of ones Qi. ^_^

2004-07-30 [Pnelma Tirian]: *takes out huge mallet and WHAM!* MANGA STYLE!!!! :D it may not have hurt you, but damn, that was entertaining to watch. ^_^

2004-07-30 [Whim]: *shoots everyone in the face 4 times and steals their diablerie* There! I performed the sacred special Ason death ritual on you all and there's no coming back from that so you all lose cause...well...I make the badges...hehe.

2004-07-30 [Avoral]: Nah, here's the finishing move. -YOUR HEAD A SPLODE-

2004-07-30 [HiddenFire]: you should see it when a shoulin monk gets kicked in the crotch... I saw it once where one was kicked by a Pro football punter... lifted that little asain dude a foot off the ground... he didn't even flintch... stood up, nothing wrong with him. it was quite freaky. 0.o and bubba... If you want to touch my crotch... next time just ask. ~_^

2004-07-30 [Wannabe once more]: *haunts Whim for the rest of his life*....haha i win

2004-07-30 [HiddenFire]: *opens a void singularity and tosses bubba in* NO! I WIN!

2004-07-30 [HiddenFire]: *everone dies... and gets cast into the void... the end.* ^_^

2004-07-30 [Wannabe once more]: all die, thats just like all you goth shitholes

2004-07-30 [HiddenFire]: I wanted to simplify it. You all died from... skin poisoning. ^_^

2004-07-30 [Wannabe once more]: thats better

2004-07-30 [HiddenFire]: EVEN BETTER! foreskin poisoning! you where all fucked to death! ^_^ that's the way I would want to go out anyway! ^_^

2004-07-30 [Avoral]: So basically, it was like flesh-eating bacteria as an STD?

2004-07-30 [HiddenFire]: why not! ^_^ sounds good to me! although the fleshing-eating bacteria really only feeds off of the conncetive tissues that connect your skin to your muscles... thusly making it hang off of your body, become infected, and rot off of your bones. ^_^

2004-07-30 [Pnelma Tirian]: This is becoming steadily more disturbing and my urge to squish you all with my mallet is getting persistently stronger.

2004-07-30 [Avoral]: *Loves Pnelma*

2004-07-30 [Wannabe once more]: well....penis eating bacteria sounds very painful

2004-07-30 [Avoral]: Yeah, that's why it's funny.

2004-07-30 [Pnelma Tirian]: I have a wound on my elbow and it itches like hell. >.<

2004-07-30 [HiddenFire]: "he will hold you in his arms and you can feel his disease!"

2004-07-30 [HiddenFire]: elbow wound? here, let me lick it! :P<

2004-07-30 [Pnelma Tirian]: yeah, but it's open and not bleeding and not scabbing and it's kinda freaking me out.

2004-07-30 [Wannabe once more]: well, damn that sucks

2004-07-30 [HiddenFire]: *waits for it*

2004-07-30 [Wannabe once more]: but fuck it

2004-07-30 [HiddenFire]: FINE THEN! I'LL SAY IT! "come together, right now, over me."

2004-07-30 [Wannabe once more]: we are so glad that you said that....now our lives can continue!!

2004-07-30 [Pnelma Tirian]: boy, I'm sure glad THAT made sense.

2004-07-30 [HiddenFire]: so that's why no one said anything! none of you listen to music! *he's got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see.*

2004-07-30 [Pnelma Tirian]: I needn't repeat my statement.

2004-07-30 [Wannabe once more]: sorry i didnt get that....how did u get that song out of what you were talking about?

2004-07-30 [HiddenFire]: the part about the diseased penis. the the "Hold you in his arms and you can feel his disease" thing seemd appropriate. *shrugs* even though I don't know the acutally lyrics. *shrugs*

2004-07-30 [Pnelma Tirian]: I sense a disturbance in the force. And I don't think I want to know what it is.

2004-07-30 [HiddenFire]: it must have been that mexican food you had for supper. 6.9

2004-07-30 [Avoral]: That's a great song, regardless. (Forms suck arse. Were I around before, I'd have submitted a line or two of that song. But I did forget where that one line was from... Hehe... So you did get that part on me.)

2004-07-30 [HiddenFire]: I knew you would have said something had you known... it is an awesome song though. ^_^

2004-07-30 [Pnelma Tirian]: lol.

2004-07-30 [Lost in Illusions]: [GothicXxXGoddess] - She fills her house with useless shit that no one really needs to hear about and bitches about meaningless things. Just trying to help out.

2004-07-30 [Delladreing]: well her page was certainly interesting to read...oh no wait i think the word im lookind for is dillusional...or possibly shit

2004-07-30 [Elvómir]: ok i go offline to go on holiday and i come back and theres....about 80 new pages of convo...and i aint reading all of that O_o

2004-07-30 [levhole]: did they make us take down the banner?

2004-07-30 [Whim]: Indeed they did. Someone told reported us. Hey....is that [Paul Doyle] over there? No, sorry...must just be my imagination. He wouldn't be stalking me and my friends to find little things like the conformity, inc banner to report us for.

2004-07-30 [Delladreing]: eek well i did tell you i got into trouble for having the banner up...blah its not like they were proper celebrities we had on it...just nasty fake wanabee ones

2004-07-30 [levhole]: well, i'm working on a new one that shouldn't get us in too much trouble

2004-07-30 [Delladreing]: yay!! i love those kinda ones...they still piss off enough people but not enough to actually get us in trouble

2004-07-30 [levhole]: this one might not piss people off as bad

2004-07-30 [Delladreing]: lol well we cant always have what we want ;)

2004-07-30 [levhole]: true

2004-07-30 [Delladreing]: my photo shop sux lol! it just deleted the other banner i was making for my wiki....blah im goijg back to Ullead photo maker

2004-07-30 [HiddenFire]: The best thing to do is to know the rules and dance on the line. to me so close to breaking the rules that the guards can feel the wind off of your girating body (the product of afore mentioned dancing on said line). You piss people off the most when there is nothing they can do to stop it. ^_^

2004-07-30 [Wannabe once more]: the whole uploading art thing sucks ass.....

2004-07-30 [HiddenFire]: it's set up to protect the rights of artists and people who appear in the art. As an artist, I can understand that... still it is annoying. but don't think of it as a limit, think of it as a challange! ^_^

2004-07-30 [HiddenFire]: rules may be fun to break, but they are even more fun to take advantage of. ^_^

2004-07-30 [Wannabe once more]: how do u do that?

2004-07-30 [HiddenFire]: Like I said, you put stuff up that just barely fits inside the rules... in order to do that you have to study and learn the rules... find out where they are strong and where they are weak. then act accordingly.

2004-07-30 [Wannabe once more]: dammit....i hate to read the rules how bout i just break them like i usually do

2004-07-30 [HiddenFire]: but that isn't challanging at all. anyone can "just" break the rules. here's one thing, photos of celebrities are not allowed... but drawings/paintings of celebs are fine. Technicaly I could probably redraw the old banner and it might be acceptable... of course I would have to reread the rules to check... *shrugs*

2004-07-30 [Wannabe once more]: do they have to b drawings from a person from elftown or just anyone?

2004-07-30 [HiddenFire]: you would have to have permission from the artist to use it in this particular manner. otherwise it's stealing. thusly if I where to draw it... it wouldn't matter... it would be ok. *shrugs*

2004-08-01 [Wannabe once more]: so if i asked u to draw a pic of the town guard getting fucked in the ass i could put it on my presentation?

2004-08-01 [Lost in Illusions]: hehehe. I could draw that. oooh, that's a good idea. ~smiles evilly~

2004-08-01 [Wannabe once more]: u draw it and i will post it on my presentation....i need to fuck with the guards somehow

2004-08-01 [Lost in Illusions]: why the hell not? A whole political cartoon. Maybe we could do the guards fucking a small boy or somethin'.... label the big prison guy "ELFTOWN GUARDS" and the small boy "members of Elftown" something like "fucking the members over" ~shrug~ Stupid idea?

2004-08-01 [Wannabe once more]: maybe we could have the guards bending over and taking it up the dumphole and have this huge guy doing it....the huge guys name could b Conformity....that would be funny as hell

2004-08-01 [Wannabe once more]: the guards are getting fucked by Conformity, just like everyone else,,,hehehehe

2004-08-01 [Lost in Illusions]: okay then... conformity fucking over the guards

2004-08-01 [Wannabe once more]: that sounds like a plan 2 me

2004-08-01 [Lost in Illusions]: I cant draw worth shit, but then, political cartoons are rather sketchy. I'll try ~shrug~

2004-08-01 [Wannabe once more]: i dont care wut it looks like as long as it gets the message across

2004-08-03 [Wannabe once more]: hows the pic coming along, Abeo?

2004-08-03 [Pnelma Tirian]: why are we fucking the guards?

2004-08-03 [HiddenFire]: Can't sleep... clown will eat me. O_O

2004-08-03 [Wannabe once more]: for the hell of it

2004-08-03 [Lost in Illusions]: because we can, and um... I havent started on it yet ~blushes embarassedly~

2004-08-03 [Wannabe once more]: dont worry about it, i figure you will do it sometime

2004-08-03 [Pnelma Tirian]: why not just fuck elftown as a whole? Why are we being picky?

2004-08-03 [Wannabe once more]: cause i didnt know the uploading art rule and they fucked with one of my picks so now i wanna fuck with them

2004-08-03 [HiddenFire]: fuck the "O" in Elftown. ^_^

2004-08-03 [Lost in Illusions]: I'll get to it soon. Im a slow artist, but at least when I draw slowly, it looks moderately good. I agree with the just fucking the guards over right now. Okay, the big guy is Conformity and the little child-person represents the "guards" and, like everyone else in this miserable planet, they are being fucked over. Of course we wont show any actually nudity, but the message will be quite clear ^^

2004-08-03 [Wannabe once more]: but of course...just something to throw the guards way

2004-08-03 [Pnelma Tirian]: go to viva la revolution if you really want something like that.

2004-08-03 [Pnelma Tirian]: it USED to be a pathetic little revolt against the ET guards.

2004-08-03 [HiddenFire]: not sure if the guards should be represented as a child... go with a skinney weak person... we wouldn't want this to be considered child pronography... that's a whole 'nother can of worms! @.@

2004-08-03 [Lost in Illusions]: oh fuck it all. Point is: Conformity, big ugly jailman named "Sally"; Guard: skinny weak fucker named "Lester" hehehehe. Im evil ~smirk~

2004-08-03 [Pnelma Tirian]: ...

2004-08-03 [Lost in Illusions]: hehehe, scared, yet?

2004-08-03 [Pnelma Tirian]: scared? no. Mildly annoyed? yes. >.>;;

2004-08-03 [HiddenFire]: @.@

2004-08-03 [Lost in Illusions]: annoyed? With what? My bastardly charm? ~smirks smugly~

2004-08-03 [Wannabe once more]: y not have the big guy a priest and the little guy an alter boy and we could really offend so people then

2004-08-03 [Lost in Illusions]: oooooooooooooooooh, much better idea... I'll draw up a few sketchy ideas. You can decide which you like best and I'll detail it

2004-08-03 [Wannabe once more]: lol.....ok

2004-08-03 [Pnelma Tirian]: Idunno.....I guess my opinion in this doesn't really matter, as I'm not one who enjoys getting people mad.

2004-08-03 [Wannabe once more]: sorry, but no

2004-08-03 [Lost in Illusions]: hehehe, I love making people mad. It's an art, I'll have to say. Avoral, Whim and Hiddenfire are definitely masters. I am but a lowly apprentice, but Im learning! ^_^

2004-08-03 [HiddenFire]: wow! i actually get people mad with my insane random ramblings? actually... now that I think about it... that would explain a lot of thing. @.@ *lmao* ^_^ :P

2004-08-03 [Wannabe once more]: as long as ur learning.....but i must say that i have been able on numerous occasions to get people madder than Avoral or Whim

2004-08-03 [Pnelma Tirian]: I'm an entertainer at heart. It doesn't pay to make them mad.

2004-08-03 [Lost in Illusions]: hehehe. ~chuckles and smiles evilly~ Yes, Mr. Avy is a good teacher. I love that boy. ^^

2004-08-03 [Avoral]: The priest and altarboy idea is funny, but the Goths like that sort of things because it makes a mockery of Christianity. We need something more direct, more zealous, and possibly even hardcore Christian to throw in their faces. I keep on getting images of Jesus with a .45 or a TEC-9 aimed at a Goth's face.

2004-08-03 [Pnelma Tirian]: lol. I've got an idea of a bunch of Agent Smith looking guys just standing around and one is shoving the barrel of a handgun in a goth's face. Just off the side. He isn't even looking.

2004-08-03 [Avoral]: That'd be totally bad-ass. But, once again, copyright laws. I do, however, believe that Agent Smith would make a perfect mascot for CI.

2004-08-03 [Pnelma Tirian]: well, just guys in suits or something.

2004-08-03 [Avoral]: Yes. That does work.

2004-08-03 [Pnelma Tirian]: I have a bass. It is a very pretty bass, and it's a day old! ^^ whee!

2004-08-03 [Avoral]: Mine's prettier, and it's a few months old. You must learn to play the Peter Gunn theme. That's the whole reason I got mine.

2004-08-03 [Pnelma Tirian]: nu-uh! Mine's the prettiest in da world! :D My dad got it for me cuz quote unquote, "Chicks who play bass rock."

2004-08-03 [HiddenFire]: I'm sorry, is it really spelled "bass"? I was under the impression that bass was a kind of fish. o.0

2004-08-03 [Avoral]: Yeah, I was actually going to make the comment in there stating pretty much 'this message is null and void if you meant the fish.' Bass is the spelling for both the fish and the musical clef.

2004-08-03 [Pnelma Tirian]: Yeah, I think it's weird too, and I've played the bass clef for near two years now. ^^

2004-08-03 [Avoral]: What instrument(s)? *Plays the tuba and bass guitar where that's concerned*

2004-08-03 [HiddenFire]: That is quite wierd. o.0 stupid english! *shakes fist menicingly*

2004-08-03 [Avoral]: The landfill of all languages, it is.

2004-08-03 [Pnelma Tirian]: cello. I used to play the violin but then I discovered the awesomeness that is cello. ^_^

2004-08-03 [Avoral]: Nice! I love the sound of most anything with a bow. But I'm afraid to play the violin... Hehe... I value my eyes.

2004-08-03 [Avoral]: 20/10 vision, last time I checked. I'm going to keep that as stable as possible.

2004-08-03 [Pnelma Tirian]: lol. play the viola. The viola is better than the violin by far. It's bigger and burns better. ;)

2004-08-03 [Avoral]: Excellent.

2004-08-03 [Wannabe once more]: HAHA....the tuba rocks!!!!!

2004-08-03 [Pnelma Tirian]: Ja. my uncle plays the tuba. He had one once so good that when he practiced in the basement, it made the whole house vibrate. it was awesome. ^^

2004-08-03 [Wannabe once more]: hell yeah...me and Avoral were tuba masters

2004-08-04 [Astaroth]: I can play guitar, that's pretty much all I do ith my spare time.

2004-08-05 [levhole]: i've tried learning to play my guitar, but i'm to lazy to find the tabs to play

2004-08-05 [Avoral]: Hell yeah.

2004-08-07 [Tails Of the Revolution]: *read entire board* well done, [Avoral]. In all my yelling at you, I must admit I had never actually read it start to finish.However, Curiosity, is it possible to be neutral on this little spat?